when i got home from work today, my roommate was up waiting for me like

"you cooked my greens. you didn't ask me and you just left them on the stove... from now on don't eat what i by and i won't eat what you by. ok

i was like ok but i was thinking

what about all the times when you were broke and you and your kid was eating up all the food i paid for without asking... when i spent my hard earned money on food and you were blowing your checks away on trips to the salon and going to nyc and shit

but its ok
i put a lock on my door and i think thats why she's pissed at me. cause now she cant get into my room and use my shit while i'm at work or school.

i one uped u bitch


i don't give a damn