1. What is your best friend's Mom's name?
the only one i can remember is vera johnson ~Vangeles mom

2. What body part do you hate?
My thighs. Gotta get those fuckers in shape

3. Who was the hottest teacher you ever had?
my martial art teacher

4. What was the last gift you received, and who was it from?
candy from ~Crzy4katz mom

5. What body part do you wash first?
my boobs

6.Do you have any piercings and how many?
Just one set of ear piercings

8. Is your driveway steep?
what driveway

9. What's your favorite flavored condom?
Never tried any. Cherry possibly

10. Have you ever been tied up?
No,...not yet?

11. What was the worst thing you ever got grounded for?
Eh, probably for getting a bad grade

13. Have you ever had two dates in one night?
No.

14. How many times have you been cursed at?
Plenty of times, I'm sure o_O

15. Which shoe do you put on first?
Right, I think

16. How old are you?
20

17. Have you ever been to a gay bar?
No ;-;

18. Friends with benefits?
Fuck no.

19. Is there one thing all of your love interests have had in common?
uh... anime

22. Who is the last person you usually think about before you fall asleep?
Severus Snape

23. Have you ever had a song written about you?
not about me but with my name

24. If you had to choose to not ever wash your bed sheets again or not wash your bath towel ever again which would you choose?
Bed sheets

25. Have you ever found anything in your parents' bedroom that was questionable?
hee hee hee

26. What was your childhood nickname?
Aisha-may

27. When is the last time you played the air guitar?
trying to learn to play gutiar hero

28. Have you ever peeked in the opposite sex's locker room?
maybe

29. What's the weirdest thing you have done while driving?
i dont drive

30. Have you ever bitten your toenails?
No o_o but my niece has

31. How do you normally eat your Oreo cookie?
Dip 'em in milk till nice and soggy, mmm

33. Name something you do when you're alone that you wouldn't do in front of others?
Masturbate?

36. How many drinks does it take before you get drunk?
No idea; I don't drink

37. Why are you doing this survey?
idunno

39. Do you scrunch or fold your toilet paper?
Fold

41. Do you have any strange phobias?
Is a fear of public speaking strange?

42. Have you ever stuck a foreign object up your nose?
A straw maybe, by accident

43. What is the stupidest thing you've ever done at a bar?
Don't think I've ever been to a bar

45. Have you ever called your love interest by another girl/guys name?
No ^_^;

46. Have you ever gotten caught sleeping while on a date?
I've...never been on a date XD

47. Have you ever played twister?
unfortunatly

49. Have you ever found your date's/lover's brother or sister to be hotter then your date?
Heh, no

50. How many Bryce's do you know?
None

RULES:
Do the "Letter MEME". Tag no less than 5 other people. Then copy the "How-to" Letter Meme, and finish your Journal entry.

-> How you do the Letter Meme:

Dear (the last person who left a comment on your journal):

I don't really know how to tell you this, but ___1___. I think I realized it ___2___ ___3___ and I saw you ___4___ ___5___. I'm sure you're ___6___ enough to understand ___7___. I'm returning ___8___ to you, but I'll keep ___9___ as a memory. You should also know that I ___10___ ___11___ .

___12___,
-Your name-

1. What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - Our romance is over
Red - Our affair is over
White - I'll join the monastery
Black - I dislike you

Green - Our horoscope doesn't match
Grey - You're a pervert
Yellow - I'm selling myself
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - You're a loser
Other - I'm in love with your sister


2. Which is your birth month?
January - That night
February - Last year
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on sesame seeds
May - First of May
June - When you put cuffs on me
July - When I threw up
August - When I saw the shrunken head
September - When we skinny dipped
October - When I quoted Santa
November - When your dog ran amok
December - When I changed tennis shoes


3. Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In your apartment
Pizza - In your camping car
Pasta - Outside of Chicago
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad - As you ate enchilada
Chicken - In your closet
Kabob - With Paris Hilton
Fish - In women's clothing
Sandwiches - At the Hare Krishna graduation
Lasagna - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a state of trance
None of the above - With George Bush and his wife


4. What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Hit on
Red - Insult
Black - Ignore
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - Put leeches on
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the toupee off
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive out


5. What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My best friend
White - My father
Grey - Bill Clinton
Brown - My fart balloon
Purple - My mustard soufflé
Red - Donald Duck
Blue - My avocado plant
Yellow - My penpal in Ghana
Orange - My Kid Rock-collection
Pink - Manchester United's goalkeeper
None - My John F. Kennedy-statue
Other - The crazy monk


6. What do you prefer to watch on TV?
Scrubs - Man
O.C. - Emotional
One Tree Hill - Open
Heroes - Frostbitten
Lost - High
House - Scarred
Simpsons - Cowardly
The news - Mongolic
Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Senile
Top Model - Middle-class
None of the above - Ashamed


7. Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful I've felt
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That Santa doesn't exist
Angry - That your pimples are at the last stage
Depressed - That we're cousins
Excited - That there is no solution to this.
Nervous - The middle-east
Worried - That your Honda sucks
Apathetic - That I did a sex-change
Ashamed - That I'm allergic to your hamster
Cuddly - That I get turned on by garbage men
Overjoyous - That I'm open
Other - That Extreme Home Makeover sucks


8. What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your ring
Yellow - Your love letters
Red - Your Darth Vader-poster
Black - Your tame stone
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - The pictures from LA
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your contact book
Grey - Our matching snoopy-bibs
Purple - Your old lottery coupons
Pink - The cut toenails
Other - Your memories from the military service


9. The first letter of your first name?
A/B - Your photo
C/D - The oil stocks
E/F - Your neighbour Martin
G/H - My virginity
I/J - The results of your blood-sample
K/L - Your left ear
M/N - Your suicide note
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X - David's tricot outfits
Y/Z - Your grades from college


10. The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Always will remember
C/D - Never will forget
E/F - Always wanted to break
G/H - Never openly mocked
I/J - Always have felt dirty before
K/L - Will tell the authorities about
M/N - Told in my confession today about
O/P - Was interviewed by the Times about
Q/R - Told my psychiatrist about
S/T - Get sick when I think of
U/V - Always will try to forget
W/X - Am better off without
Y/Z - Never liked


11. What do you prefer to drink?
Water- Our friendship
Beer - Senility
Soft drink - A new life as a clone
Soda - The incarnation as an eskimo
Milk - The apartment building
Wine - Cocaine abuse
Cider - A passionate interest for mice
Juice - Oprah Winfrey imitations
Mineral water - Embarrassing rash
Hot chocolate - Eggplant-fetishism
Whisky - To ruin the second world war
Other - To hate the Boston Celtics


12. To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand - Warm regards
USA - Best regards
England - Good luck on your short-term leave from jail
Spain - Go and drown yourself
China - Disgusting regards
Germany - With ease
Japan - Go burn
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
Australia - Greetings to your frog Leonard
Egypt - Fuck off now
France - In pain
Other - Greetings to your freaky family


Dear :

I don't really know how to tell you this, but I'll join the monastery. I think I realized it when I quoted Santa at the mental hospital and I saw you sit on my father. I'm sure you're middle-class enough to understand that there is no solution to this. I'm returning your contact book to you, but I'll keep your photo as a memory. You should also know that I always will try to forget to hate the Boston Celtics.

Good luck on your short term leave from jail,
-
Neko Sensei-

I'll tag: